He has no computers or mobile devices, no Internet or email, no websites or social media accounts and He follows nobody, but His Father.

 

Yet, He has 2.5 billion followers worldwide which began with 12 friends over 2,000 years ago. He communicates with his friends wirelessly, instantly, simultaneously and freely, no expensive equipment needed. It’s all voice activated with a thought interface.

 

He listens to all His friends, never spreads fake news, bullies no one, has no secrets, accepts no donations, loves all His fans, lifts those who are down, and richly blesses all His friends, followers and wanna-bee's.

 

Everything we need to know is stored and downloadable from His cloud, with no fees, or memberships or emails required and He doesn’t sell our private data. His cloud uses the foremost non-artificial-intelligence, understands all languages, is easy to use, available everywhere, and it’s updated constantly. No fibre-optics, Internet equipment, WiFi, or back-up systems required.

 

He’s the greatest influencer of all, self-made, a real mover and shaker, the defeater of death, the loving forgiver, adored for millennia, chief character of the Bible, the One, the Only, the Christ.

 

Let’s all give it up for Jesus.